5 Dangers Associated with Dating Taylor Swift

Aside from the obvious worry of an entire album dedicated to your defects and shortfalls as a boyfriend, you can also expect the following:

1. She has probably already purchased a home conveniently located on your family property and you're never ever getting back together.



2. Having to begrudgingly, not only hear about but share with the world embarrassing things about yourself through catchy country pop music. Lets all take a moment to picture Jake Gyllenhaal dancing around in the refrigerator light.



3. You’re going to have to give up listening to Kanye West on top of pretending that he wasn’t right and that Beyoncé didn’t have one of the best videos of all time.



4. She is definitely going to tell Ellen DeGeneres about it, particularly the bad stuff. Her audience WILL boo you.



5. She’s going to leave those roses you brought her there to die. We are looking at you Taylor Lautner, better luck next December.



We LOVE Swift in all her boy craziness and highly recommend checking out her new album RED -- currently obsessing over I Knew You Were Trouble, All Too Well and The Moment I Knew (how dare Jake Gyllenhaal not show up to her 21st birthday! Blasphemy!)